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The blog of girl on her way to law school who realized that the one thing that inspired the most joy and passion in her life was cinema. And so, she began to write on it. Scrutinizing, listening, and learning, she writes, in search of herself and the hidden path to the life she quietly dreams of: a life spent making films. Feature Film includes reviews, notes, screencaps, and all things film-and-tv-related, focusing on direction, cinematography, writing, and musical score.

















Billed as the Grey's Anatomy of space, nothing, and I repeat, nothing, about ABC's newest ensemble-drama primetime show is awesome. In fact, this show is so significantly un-awesome in comparison to its astronauts-traveling-the-solar-system premise that I'm having trouble believing that this is a show about space. SPACE! You can't really beat space when it comes to things that automatically make a movie or tv show ten points cooler. And yet, even after four episodes, I'm left feeling so disappointed and unsatisfied with this that (pardon the expression) if Defying Gravity was a hooker, I'd demand a refund.
Oh ABC, how you got my hopes up! I even thought this could fill my void for space-drama after Battlestar Galactica ended. With the marketing campaign about the lives of eight astronauts on a larger-than-life six-year mission traveling the solar system, you'd really think that they'd all have things to talk about beyond who was screwing whom. And when I tell you that the writing is bad, I'm being kind. The suspension of disbelief required to sit through a 40-minute-installment of this flop would be akin to wiping any memory of everything you ever learned about physics, astronomy, and basic human interaction. Gravity isn't even in the same galaxy as Battlestar, much less the same ball park.
Four episodes have passed and not a single significant occurrence has taken place (and some how they worked in boner contest). This show is simply prolonged hours of flashbacks witnessing the flirtation and friendship of eight extremely flat characters. Oh, and some big *mystery* that everyone keeps hinting toward, which thus far consists of disembodied baby sounds and a random door (true fact). There is literally a character (Eve Shaw) whose sole job is to stand around being creepy. Anyway, Sex and the City's infamous Berger takes on the Meredith Grey "protagonist with a dark past and a need for monologueing" bit with Laura Harris completing the Meredith Grey "fragile but lovable girl who sleeps with colleague" bit (she has Ellen Pompeo's mannerisms!). There's even a female McSteamy in the form of a trashy German astronaut who basically acts as if life is just one giant porno. I am not even joking. One classic moment: rolling blackouts on the ship are threatening big problems (while still remaining underwhelming), and while Berger goes to investigate the issue, she begins kissing his neck.Berger: What are you doing?REALLY? Did that just happen?? The network that invested in the genius of men like J.J. Abrams and, for however brief a time, Bryan Fuller, is now giving me lines from a hypothetical script reject of The Big Bang II: Ass-tronauts? Pardon the crudeness, but I believe it's warranted when I'm subjected to a random and unnecessary scene of space-sex with two naked bodies floating in an observation room. Nakedness on tv only works when you actually have some emotional investment in the characters or the scene, like if the world actually ends right after it (Battlestar Galactica, first episode), or if the sexual tension can be cut with a knife. Otherwise it's like watching a Discovery Channel special on the mating rituals of wombats, only more awkward.
Nadia: You try to find the problem, I'll try to find your sex drive.
But the sex (and then the endless talking about sex) aside, the true failure of the show is in not finding characters that are at all likable. I've sat through some fairly awful scenarios and corny tv shows because of my affection for the characters (I, for instance, adore the ball of cheese and magic-y goodness that is NBC's British import, Merlin, because I love every single character). But this? Do I really want to sit around and listen to eight grown men and women mope around like emo kids instead of going out and landing on Venus and Saturn and generally being awesome?? There is no single character that is more likeable than the rest, more interesting or clever or charming, and that's saying something. These are supposed to be astronauts, the cream of the crop, minds and bodies conditioned to be exemplars of the human race, and the best they can come up with for catchy dialogue is, "I don't date astronauts"? Sure, the "human" factor is important. But there's a difference between having "human" characters and having a bubbly Dora the Explorer bouncing around and explaining all the things that should be implied or self-evident for her "cyber classroom" (see character: Paula Morales).
Speaking of which, whatup with the whole "ethnic" thing? ABC has always been so great with not making race a defining character trait; it just bothers me that suddenly the nerdy Indian engineer breaks down and turns to Hindu rituals after one bad event, that the Latina woman doesn't seem to have any abilities or duties beyond her bilingual kids documentary, and that the German lady fulfills every guy's foreign sexbot fantasy. I've never been one to play the race card (I'm from NYC, we don't care), but when the mission commander is African-American and he actually makes a comment about his wang (see aforementioned boner contest), that just crosses the line. Really, ABC, you canceled Pushing Daisies to make room for this? Did anyone read the script--complete with naked floaty person dreams and disembodied baby sounds--and see this working out?
Having unintentionally turned this post into an all-out massacre, I will conclude by saying that I will continue watching this, if only to see whether the writers are able to recover themselves. The only way I see this going anywhere is if the audience is hit in the face with a strong plot string (land on a planet already! DO IT!) or major problem immediately, as character development occurs most significantly in the face of forced personal growth. Up the extremes, push the boundaries, make the characters do something other than whine when they get into mildly uncomfortable situations. If the writers do manage to pull this off, I'm pretty sure they would actually be defying gravity. (You had to know that one was coming.)




Principle in Victoria's success as a film was the effort put in by Emily Blunt and Rupert Friend, who portrayed the focal characters of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert flawlessly. From her first abrupt "Hello!" to her fury during their first row, Blunt's Victoria was played with candor, full of charm and youthful vigor. Some wonderful amalgamation of the direction and her own talent brought about several perfect moments: her walk with Albert leading to the line "I don't mind Schubert", her reaction to King William's tirade during his birthday dinner, and her long-time-coming marriage proposal to name a few. I was so thoroughly convinced of the honesty of her emotions in the latter scene that I had to rewatch it several times to gauge whether her nervous laughter was genuine and accidental or actually acting. How an actress can summon emotions so authentic when placed under close scrutiny (and probably on repeated takes), I'll never understand, but Blunt does this with ease.
Rupert Friend is another gem, polished and set in ornate surroundings which suited him marvelously. He is a rare breed: a newcomer that dove straight into characters with depth; a handsome young actor made for roles with gravitas. His remarkable performance hit me by complete surprise; I only vaguely remembered him from Pride and Prejudice (2005) and had not yet seen any of his other films. But his Albert was brilliantly done, earnest and with a calm thoughtfulness that made him the absolute perfect counterpart to Blunt's vivacious Victoria. Where her emotions are readily available on her face, in her voice, in what she said, his were apparent but subtle beyond measure--masked behind a naturally reserved demeanor and a cultivated sense of propriety. Their chemistry was palpable, and the tenderness displayed in every scene between them made it hard not to watch with bated breath and a lump in your throat. Among his best scenes: his quiet, succinct, and powerful dismissal of Lord Melbourne's advice in the last quarter of the film. A true "oh SNAP" moment, Victorian-style.
The rest of the performances were carried very well; in particular, Jim Broadbent's brief stint as the aging King William was enjoyable, and Paul Bettany's Lord Melbourne was, much like himself, strangely magnetic (though his role sort of petered off into nothingness in the later parts of the film). As for the score, it was a solid (but not his best), classically-based creation by Ilan Eshkeri. I really hope his third collaboration with director Matthew Vaughn in the upcoming comic-based Kick-Ass (2009) results in another fantastic score on par with his previous work on Stardust and Layer Cake.
On a final note, I will say that on occasion, Vallée's dynamic visual direction pushed the envelope a little too much. Control over depth-of-field adds incredible beauty to a film, but constant reliance on it as a method of transition or variety can become slightly frustrating to the viewer (which was rare here, but still worth noting). His ability to keep a sequence in motion, though, makes up for it. Significant scenes almost always had some sort of camera motion, whether it was shifting through the crowd of a coronation, or a slight nervous handheld-like shaking during a newly ascended Queen's first address to politicians. Vallée's boldness in general allowed for a fresh, appealing take on a story that could've otherwise been shrouded by heavy skirts and overacting. For that, Victoria was a clear winner for me.
Watch the trailer, and you might get an idea that this is no story about the coming-of-age of a boy genius, or the struggle of a good kid on the wrong side of the tracks. Jamal Malik isn't special, isn't different. It's like a revalation, realizing that your protagonist is entirely ordinary, almost gloriously ungifted. He is the everyman, any child forgotten in the slums between Mumbai and Calcutta. The only thing that set him apart was luck, some divine coin toss that won him a date with destiny, and Boyle doesn't try to sugarcoat or hide that with his visual direction. This honesty is something I appreciated in the film. Abject poverty and the characteristic of being left behind by the rest of the world isn't something to be whisked out of by sheer force of will or cleverness. In the that world, you do what you can to survive, and nothing more can be asked of you. You, therefore, don't necessarily like any of the characters beyond Jamal and his naturally earnest nature, but that wasn't the point, and Boyle knew that.
The "triumph" you are told to feel at the end is tainted with the empty knowledge that this victory is one that could have easily fallen apart at any number of junctures. And yet, Jamal lived to reach it. Because of this, I don't necessarily think the ending is a triumph. It is more of a relief, an exhale of the mangled past of a single child from the slums. That was the beauty that was imbued in the final scenes and the rewind sequence (which some may call cliché, but they have no souls). Boyle's visual proclivities brought a painfully realistic gravity to the entire film, but in the final sequence, he manages to actually transcribe pure emotion to the screen.
Now onto more analytical notes: Danny Boyle is a master of the realistic chase sequence. He captures running in an entirely unique and effective way which doesn't press the audience to the desire for an immediate destination. I have no clue how he follows scampering children with that much filming equipment in the crowds you see in the film. The best part of his chase sequences is the fact that they occasionally cut out to shots that seem irrelevant, but add so much to the body of the scene. The chases sequences pause on nearby things, or focus the camera on something stationary while the characters fly by, or even angle the camera in bizarre ways. But whether or not I have qualms with his unusual technique, there's no denying that it works for this film, and that the unpolished nature of Slumdog paired with its appeal to the simplest and most powerful of human emotions made this a solid piece of cinema. It is no work of genius on any level; but that, again, was not the point. Just like Jamal Malik was the everyman who triumphed, so too was this underdog film a simple winner.
On a side-note: I have a lot of respect for A.R. Rahman, who is worlds away from my usual taste in classic composers of sweeping scores (most recently, Michael Giachinno's work of perfection for Star Trek has been on repeat in my brain). Choosing Rahman to score this film was one of the smartest things Boyle could have done--the two were a perfect and very non-mainstream fit. My favorites from the score are this and this.








But where Jarrold takes missteps, much like in Becoming Jane, was the pacing of the film as a whole. His scenes are generally neither too long nor too short, yet he rushes the development of the actual relationships (all the time) and therefore leaves the air tainted with a feel of inevitable doom (which, I suppose, could have been the point? Regardless, it could've been handled better). The fault lay in part with the writers who, I suppose, could've taken license with the adaptation of the novel, allowing the story to haphazardly fall together and apart after a very particular turning point in the middle of the film. The film's intoxicating nature turns suffocating in the second half, where the rush of story-progressing events happen one after another, with little care or explanation. As a whole, I found it difficult to invest myself in the story. But when viewing specific scenes individually, you can easily see that Jarrold is a masterful creator of "moments", he just needs to work on the way he strings them all together. However, Brideshead was definitely a visible improvement in his style from Becoming Jane, and while he makes no drastic leaps in ability, Jarrold manages to perfect the things he's good at.
As for the acting, Matthew Goode threw in a stellar performance as the enthrallingly internal protagonist. In fact, he performs far better than he has any right to; most of the observant, quiet persona he imbues in Charles Ryder seems to be an accident. The writers' lack of clarity with his character gives him the ambiguous air of one that's just "hangin' out" in every scene and circumstance, but for some inexplicable reason, it works! Goode's expressive face helps the fact that he barely speaks more than five words at a time--most of his communicating was through quiet smirks and curious raises of his brows. When he did speak, his rich voice was absolutely perfect for the part of a deeply internal narrator, and gave the audience a sense that what we were witnessing were his thoughts and not his actions. He single-handedly almost tricked me into believing there was some deeper meaning or personal growth behind all the events that took place at Brideshead (and really, there wasn't, I looked).
Haley Atwell, however, gave another half-hearted attempt at the opinionated yet demure supporting character who ends up being the focal figure of attraction and drama alike, much like her role in The Duchess (2008). I want so much for Atwell to be a good actress; she can throw a glance well enough and has a distinctly womanly look about her. But she reminds me a lot of the 90s favorite Julia Ormond, who made a career out of being the pretty, demure, and unintended center of drama in her films. Atwell's fault lies largely in the writers' unconvincing lines and her woody delivery. Even when anguished or surprised, her face remains mostly stationary and a little devious-looking, and with twice the lines of Goode's character, she was unable to portray half as much emotion. But I won't write her off just yet; hopefully she takes on a different role in the future that makes her run a wider gamut of emotions.
The rest of the cast performed as well as they could have with the material they were given. Emma Thompson is, well, Emma Thompson, and I don't think it's actually possible for her to deliver a bad performance, even with barely ten minutes of screentime. Ben Winshaw plays his flamboyant Lord Flyte to a tee, almost irritatingly so. His take on John Keats in Jane Champion's upcoming Bright Star (2009) is something I am thoroughly looking forward to. The score was appropriately tragic and deep--a sweeping piano-based creation by Adrian Johnston. All in all, my visit to Brideshead was gloomy and forgettable, but there was certainly some art worth appreciating.
With this entry, the chronicling of my deep-seated passion for the motion picture begins. To start this journey right, I present to you a few stills from my favorite no-fail modern-day fairy tale: Stardust (2007). Only the second movie directed by English filmmaker Matthew Vaughn, it's one of those films that remind me that even in the most familiar of genres, there are always new stories to be told and new adventures to be had.
Stardust is movie of hope, of love, of the magic that's lacking in the everyday; the magic that only a good book, film, or piece of artwork can bring to life. It's about a journey fueled by a desire for something seemingly unattainable and all the mishaps occurring along the way. Complete with swashbuckling, lovers, witches, and kings, it's a movie that's never failed to bring a smile to my face. A wonderful story in every possible way.
Rather appropriate, considering that this summer, I begin my own endeavor to figure out whether I have in me the will and creativity necessary to become what I never knew I wanted to be: a filmmaker. And not just any filmmaker. I want to direct movies like the ones I grew up loving--enjoyable, beautiful, enthralling stories of grand escapism. I want to create films that speak the things our minds keep hidden, take us to places entirely unreachable, explode out of the screen in ways that are impossible to forget. I want to someday create epics--the ones that follow you in the most moving or even the most insignificant of ways. I want to work with the masters of storytelling, the visual and literary geniuses that come in the form of screenwriters, directors, and producers who work behind the lens to create what we, the audience, experience.
Mostly, I want to do what every director strives for: to tell an unforgettable story, to bring a vision to life.Star Trek (2009), Stardust, The Day After Tomorrow, Transformers, Independence Day, Armegeddon, The Rock, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Iron Man, The Mummy/The Mummy Returns, Kung Fu Hustle, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Fall, The Count of Monte Cristo, Lucky Number Slevin, The Boondock Saints, 10,000 B.C., National Treasure, Face/Off, Equilibrium, Batman Begins, Serenity
The Departed, Shawshank Redemption, The Last of the Mohicans, V for Vendetta, Brokeback Mountain, Memoirs of a Geisha, Band of Brothers, Gladiator, 12 Angry Men, The Green Mile, Atonement, Pride & Prejudice (2005), The Young Victoria
Signs, The Village, The Happening, Lady in the Water, The Invasion, The Dark Knight, Deep Blue Sea, Arlington Road
The Sound of Music, The Princess Bride, Meet the Robinsons, Ever After, Night at the Museum, Singin' in the Rain, Shakespeare in Love, Wimbledon, Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, Little Women, Legally Blonde, Wall-E, Ocean's 11, Rush Hour, The Incredibles, Hitch, Under the Tuscan Sun, Rataouille, Tropic Thunder
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Dexter, Legend of the Seeker, Merlin, 30 Rock, Glee, Desperate Housewives, Greek, The Office, Lost, Chuck, Psych, The Tudors, Grey's Anatomy, Fringe, Flash Forward, V, Battlestar Galactica, Bones, Pushing Daisies, Law & Order, Robin Hood, Man vs. Wild, How I Met Your Mother, Friday Night Lights, True Blood, The Daily Show/The Colbert Report, Top Chef
These are the thoughts of an aesthete, a junior in college, a lost girl on her way to law school who realized that the one thing that inspired the most joy and passion in her life was cinema. And so, she began to write on it. Scrutinizing, listening, and learning, she writes, in search of herself and the hidden path to the life she quietly dreams of: a life spent making films.
I'm not an expert, not a critic, not even a film student (yet). I enjoy, experience, and seek to understand like any moviegoer, paying keen attention to writing, directing, and cinematography. These are my opinions, my notes, and my hopes. And everything is spoiler-free.

Directors
J.J. Abrams
Roland Emmerich
M. Night Shymalan
Ang Lee
Michael Bay
Joe Wright
Tarsem Signh
Ridley Scott
Tim Burton
Composers
Hans Zimmer
Michael Giacchino
John Williams
James Newton Howard
Dario Marianelli
Howard Shore
Yann Teirsen
Danny Elfman
Bear McCreary
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Film
Watchmen: 3/5
Paris je t'aime: 3/5
Bride Wars: 2/5
Push: 2/5
The Young Victoria: 5/5
Slumdog Millionaire: 4/5
Layer Cake: 4/5
Angels & Demons: 5/5
Into the Wild: 4/5
Taken: 4/5
Doubt: 2/5
Journey...Center of the Earth: 3/5
Charlie Bartlett: 2/5
The Reader: 3/5
Brideshead Revisited: 2/5
The Fall: 4/5
Television/Other
Season 1-2, Greek: 5/5
Cranford: 5/5
Wives and Daughters: 2/5
North and South: 4/5
Season 1, Defying Gravity: 1/5
Season 2, True Blood: 5/5
Season 1, Eureka: 3/5
Season 1, Merlin: 3/5
Season 1-2, Robin Hood: 3/5
Season 1, Mad Men: 1/5